Ticklish Ideas

My dad is worried that because I'm not married-with-2-kids, I will grow old and become Eleanor Rigby. The "undiscovered for days and partially eaten by her pet cats" meme is a strong one. So I'm making a public announcement that this story didn't bother me very much. I imagine we die like we live.

From the Guardian: Forgotten man lay dead in flat for six years

Gordon Lishman, the director general of Age Concern England, said: "The appalling case of Ken Mann is extreme, distressing and shocking to us all."