Ticklish Ideas

defective yeti:

Snow Advisory
Attention citizens the Greater Seattle Metropolitan Area. As we have now received 1/16th of an inch of snow, municipal code
N-774290.4.c is in effect, requiring all drivers currently on the roads to drive their vehicle into a ditch at the earliest convenient moment.

Reminds me of dear Colin's first-person account of The Blizzard of '96 when he was safely back in Iowa. And of the snow-phobic drivers in Portland that wear studded tires on their cars from October to May.