Ticklish Ideas

The prescribed life cycle of the human female from the anti-choice right wing
would go something like this:

• Abstain until marriage
• Start having children straightaway when you marry
• If you have a job, quit it to raise your children like a good mommy
• When you've had as many children as you can handle, tell your husband that you won't be having sex with him anymore.
• Nothing will happen to you when you do this. We swear. Certainly nothing like finding yourself trying to get a job for the first time in 20 years while your ex-husband tells his new girlfriend that you wouldn't even have sex with him anymore.

# posted by Ticklish Ideas : 6:48 PM